Bad Homestuck Head Canons

I was gonna make a funny post for April Fools day but then I realized that me updating at all is a joke in and of itself.

revengeance:

People on here treat headcanons like they’re some sacred things no one should mess with even though they’re literally just made up shit that’s not even implied in canon 90% of the time.

fyeahbadhomestuckheadcanons:

Show your contempt for your fellow fans today with some headcanon based “valentines.”

would u happen 2 have a skype purrhaps i could add u and we could speak about shitty headcanons or w/e u want
Anonymous

Uhh sure I guess. My skype is the same as my main url (which is in the infobox)

I don’t really know what to talk about though. If I come off as distant its because I don’t know what to say eh-hehe

why is this blog so dead? did you lose your main hc source or something?
Anonymous

Yeah I guess. I wouldn’t mind posting stuff, but I just don’t have any more headcanons to mock. It looks like the well has dried up. Maybe there is an untapped source of headcanons I don’t know about? Anyone have ideas of other stuff I could post/make fun of?

hey would having a headcanon about in alternia, lowbloods having thicker and somewhat rough skin because of adaptation to lower castes mostly being forced to do the hard work, or would it not be effective because theyre all from the mother grub and not through something like human reproduction?
Anonymous

Doesn’t seem too out there. Certainly more possible than some of the stuff I’ve seen. Since different blood castes can correspond to different physical differences (high bloods have gives) its reasonable that low bloods could also evolve with their own adaptations. Worst case scenario you could just say that their skin callouses as they grow up due to the labor.

kanayastrider:

there’s headcanons and then theres total 180 degree rotations and moving backwards with the character’s developments 

charlesoberonn:

nipplespook420:

homestuck headcannons 

Those are canonheads.
this

is a headcanon

charlesoberonn:

nipplespook420:

homestuck headcannons 

Those are canonheads.

this

is a headcanon

You wanna know the worst head canon IMO?
that bros real name is Broderick like no omg and then ppl are like no it is defo because it means brother in Irish lol no it doesn’t im Irish and I speak the language no it doesn’t omgf no

Obviously his real name is Hermano.

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